Goodbye my favorite jeans.
Goodbye my favorite shirts.
I've gained a little weight
and now my tummy hurts.
I've made a resolution
to get rid of excess weight
I'm afraid though I have a condition.
My resolution will have to wait.
I plan to loose 40 pounds
in October or November maybe.
How can I loose it so quickly?
Just wait and you'll see.
In January I took a pill of sorts
That Richard gave go me.
Since then my belly has grown daily
and that's how it's supposed to be.
If you're not the smartest lampost
along the winding street,
let me tell you plainly
there's a baby in me with cute little feet.